Haiku: 1 to 7

1
saturdays by phone
i hear lambs in his kitchen
a light year away.

2
you are a good man:
if murder brought peace of mind
i’d kill you today.

3
i upset his cart,
then helped upset it again,
then stopped helping him.

4
guns don’t kill people,
americans kill people –
we apologize.

5
life is so dirty –
i don’t mean as in fucking
dirty like shopping.

6
your mouth to my ear
the mirror displays your ass
i envy myself.

7
our brilliant police,
you invented ‘death by cop’–
who can stop you now?